Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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