Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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