it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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