guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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