You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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