it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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