4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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