Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
