She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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