I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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