The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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