Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
