My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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