how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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