i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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