No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I smell like Dick and happiness
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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