I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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