I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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