the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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