careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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