is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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