Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
