I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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