so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
and i looked up. we had an audience...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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