I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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