No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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