Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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