Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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