I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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