IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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