Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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