stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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