Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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