and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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