I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
