i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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