NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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