people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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