Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
