Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
operation have a gay friend backfired
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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