He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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