so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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