I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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