You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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