Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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