So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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