So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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