So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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