i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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