Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
