Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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