absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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