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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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