oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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