We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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