he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize